This is how the email went.
Dear Col,
Col, you wont believe whats going on at the port. Now you know me a long time, and Im an honest guy who never tries to hurt anyone, but you have big problems here. But please, dont tell anyone, because if Russ Diperna finds out, he will beat me up on leoaffairs. Please, I beg of you, I cant take seeing name on this blog, it hurts, it really does hurt. I know, I know, I was on SWAT, but this is different. Russ says things that are so hurtful to me, and I cant handle it. It makes me feel like when I was in elementary school, and my teacher Miss Mcgillicuddy, yes, the teacher from the Little Rascals, would call me up to the blackboard and make me solve a math equation, and everyone was laughing at me because I got it wrong. But I got even with all those bullies, and told on all of them for playing hooky. So please keep this between you and me Col.
Love Sgt Pennypacker
Dear Col,
Col, you wont believe whats going on at the port. Now you know me a long time, and Im an honest guy who never tries to hurt anyone, but you have big problems here. But please, dont tell anyone, because if Russ Diperna finds out, he will beat me up on leoaffairs. Please, I beg of you, I cant take seeing name on this blog, it hurts, it really does hurt. I know, I know, I was on SWAT, but this is different. Russ says things that are so hurtful to me, and I cant handle it. It makes me feel like when I was in elementary school, and my teacher Miss Mcgillicuddy, yes, the teacher from the Little Rascals, would call me up to the blackboard and make me solve a math equation, and everyone was laughing at me because I got it wrong. But I got even with all those bullies, and told on all of them for playing hooky. So please keep this between you and me Col.
Love Sgt Pennypacker