February Stats

Stats are I. And man oh man. The old fat Cpl’s shift has written the fewer tickets I. The department while making 14s out of potential crimes as usual. The main player in the game is the illustrious leader who seems exempt from the stats count. On a positive note the shell station still hasn’t been robbed. And probably won’t be. Too bad our patrol Lt can’t look past his friendship with the old fat Cpl and see his deficiencies as a leader. Chief, another feather in your cap.